Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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