So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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