How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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