You can't motorboat a personality
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
and you fell through a lawn chair
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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