i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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