I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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