quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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