is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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