have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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