So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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