i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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