My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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