Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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