And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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