He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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