i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just forgot I was standing up.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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