You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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