yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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