Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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