omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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