While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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