she woke up with a sticky ear
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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