wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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