And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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