Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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