"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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