Don't you send me to vm
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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