Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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