Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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