im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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