You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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