I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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