yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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