I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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