we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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