But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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