Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need to calm my uterus...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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