there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I think I just sharted jello shots
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