Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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