Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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