If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
do herpes really smell.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
