Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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