I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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