the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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