yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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