no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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