no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
