we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Randomize
