Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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