I'm really into asian looking animals
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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